1 Country, 3 Years, 400 Bombs

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In 2010, there was a bomb explosion. No, not the first bomb blast to sound out in the night sky of the Northern Nigeria, because bombs have gone off many …

Paris Hilton Signed to Cash Money Records

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Paris Hilton? Cash Money? Yes. Young Money Cash Money? Err… LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. I’m sorry. I need to get a grip. I’m supposed to be talking about relationships. But, Miss Hilton wants to …

“An Eye for an Eye” – British ‘Nigerian’ Muslim who Beheaded British Soldier

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The story making the rounds today in Nigeria happened in faraway Woolwich, London. Two jihadists set upon a serving off duty soldier in the street, hacked him to death with …

The Xbox One is here!

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The Xbox One, (or  X1 as it’s hip friends already like to call it) has officially been announced. After weeks and months of waiting on the part of the world, …

Laziness

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“I also don’t believe in drugs. For years I paid my people extra so they wouldn’t do that kind of business. Somebody comes to them and says, ‘I have powders; …

After Taking a Page from the Nigerian Con Book, British Man Gets 7 Years in Prison

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So, when we take a slightly charming man with the ability to spin tales, put him on a social networking site together with several lonely and gullible women who are …

Dislodged Boko Haram Members Have Now Fled to the Adamawa Mountains

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Boko Haram members are said to be are regrouping in the mountainous forests of Adamawa state after they fled military attacks in the border communities of Borno State. How amazingly …

Video: Is this the Most Hilariously Awful Audition in the History of X Factor?

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It began with a moving, tear inducing sob story but fortunately for us all Ramat’s X Factor audition delivered one of the most hilariously awful performances in the history of …

Video: Watch Former Arsenal Star Emmanuel Eboue’s Hilarious Post-match Interview

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Over the weekend, Galatasaray won the Turkish League. After the game a Turkish journalist approached Emmanuel Eboue for a post-match interview, resulting in one of the most hilarious post-game interviews …

TRENDING TALES BY TORCHLIGHT vol. 64

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First, a disclaimer: Information contained here should be taken with a container vessel of salt. – Dictated not read.   Merriment Tax aka Owambe Tax Don’t adjust your screens. You read …